1. A house is not a home until it has a dog.

    Gerald Durrell

    1 love

  2. Things change, that doesn't make them better.

    Dr. Gregory House

    1 love

  3. Success only lasts until someone screws it up. Failure is forever.

    Dr. Gregory House

    1 love

  4. I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?

    Dr. Gregory House

    1 love

  5. I meant close in a different way.

    Jennifer 'Friz' Floch

    2 loves

  6. No one fixes anything unless they have a compelling reason.

    Dr. Gregory House

    1 love

  7. Adjectives matter. Hate nurses, love naughty nurses.

    Dr. Gregory House

    3 loves