A house is not a home until it has a dog.
Submitted by ArkAngel over 1 year ago
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I remember thinking how often we look, but never see … we listen, but never hear … we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.
Submitted by MarisaO2 over 1 year ago
Success only lasts until someone screws it up. Failure is forever.
Submitted by BigG over 2 years ago
Sex *could* kill you. Do you know what the humanbody goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, coretemperature rises, heartraces, bloodpressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your bodyweight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. If God hadn't made it *unbelievably* fun, the humanrace would have died-out eons ago.
Submitted by allykatt101 over 3 years ago
Sticking your head in the sand might make you feel safer, but it's not going to protect you from the coming storm.
Submitted by Noral almost 5 years ago
I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?
Submitted by BigG over 5 years ago
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! — When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Submitted by thestephb almost 6 years ago
LIFE IS PAIN !!! I wake up every morning, I'm in pain. I go to work in pain. You know how many times I wanted to just give up? How many times I've thought about ending it?
House: There is no Heaven, there is no Hell, your soul is not gonna float out of your body and join some great unifying energy force. The fact that you're dieing is not gonna change that!
Wilson: I don't believe that we're just a bag of chemicals.
No one fixes anything unless they have a compelling reason.
Treatment for wrong diagnoses can result in side-effects, like death.
Adjectives matter. Hate nurses, love naughty nurses.
People define honor as whatever makes them feel honorable. It's a circle going nowhere. Which, I guess, is what circles do.