no matter how many tortillas I eat I still want steak
Submitted by ArkAngel 8 months ago
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It wasn’t easy telling my family that I’m gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said, “Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual?” She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't work today. Still queer.'
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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