Keep Calm and Carry On
Submitted by Rodreegez over 7 years ago
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Submitted by edd over 7 years ago
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!
Submitted by loughlin over 7 years ago
Good company, good wine, good welcome, can make good people.
Submitted by carolafinch over 7 years ago
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Submitted by robotnic over 7 years ago
He thought that in the history of the world it might even be that there was more punishment than crime but he took small comfort from it.
Submitted by hmigneron over 7 years ago
I fear three newspapers more than a hundred thousand bayonets.
Submitted by jamescheyne over 7 years ago
Everything stands out, still and back-lit, so different to the ever-moving sludge of the present day. Nothing is real until it's gone: before then it's just shadows playing. Today is a joke, accidentaly and flawed. It's only yesterday that sings.
Submitted by 3Jane over 7 years ago