Creedy: We have guns.
V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
Submitted by mrnice almost 7 years ago
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We do not need guns and bombs to bring peace. We need love and compassion.
Submitted by rissable almost 7 years ago
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Submitted by hellonwheels about 7 years ago
Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.
Submitted by scottkelley80 about 7 years ago
The problem with guns that are hidden is you can't see their smoke.
Submitted by robotnic about 7 years ago
“W-why do you have guns?”
“I’m also a licensed mechanic.”
“Mechanics don’t carry guns!”
Submitted by RavenMoePho12th over 7 years ago
The three great elements of modern civilization, Gunpowder, Printing, and the Protestant Religion.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
C.J. Cregg: They beat women, Nancy. They hate women. The only reason they keep Qumari women alive is to make more Qumari men.
Nancy McNally: So what do you want me to do about it?
C.J. Cregg: How about instead of suggesting that we sell the guns to them, suggesting that we shoot the guns at them?
— CJ Cregg
Submitted by quotedude over 7 years ago
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
Submitted by robotnic over 7 years ago
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Submitted by laura over 7 years ago