Geller Quotes

Hey, here's a theme, come on in and live like bacon.

Monica: MICHAEL FLATTLEY LORD OF THE DANCE!
Joey: The Irish jig guy??!?
Chandler: HIS LEGS FLAIL ABOUT AS IF INDEPENDENT FROM HIS BODY!

When I was here for Holidays On Ice, I was sat so far away Michelle Quan couldn't read my banner.

Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself!

Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!

I grew up in a house with Monica, okay, if you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

Oh, MAJOR SHAMPOO EXPLOSION!

Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more vodka for me.

Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made out of wheat.

"Throbbing pens"? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.

Rachel: "So, that would be two cups of tarragon, a pound of baking soda... and one red onion?"
Monica: "What the hell are you cooking?!"