1. Liars hate the Truth

    Michael Travis

    2 loves

  2. On my resume, under 'skills', I put 'has a landine'.

    Aura

    1 love

  3. She's acting like she's the queen and we're the sorry people.

    King Curtis

    2 loves

  4. It is better to vent than to blow your stack.

    Michael Travis

    2 loves

  5. Unicorns are just ponies in party hats

    Anonymous

    6 loves