Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Submitted by laura almost 7 years ago
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Submitted by ArkAngel almost 7 years ago
No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way.
The only way to atone for being occasionally overdressed is to be massively overeducated.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Three little sentences will get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss. Number three: It was like that when I got here.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Submitted by marksheldon almost 7 years ago
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen.
I often quote myself - it adds spice to my conversation.
Submitted by paulfedory almost 7 years ago