Oh, MAJOR SHAMPOO EXPLOSION!
Submitted by PeroxideLaura about 4 years ago
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There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
Submitted by Bakeneko about 4 years ago
Well you know what they say... Ask your slippers a question, you're going crazy.
We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share. It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.
Err, the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more vodka for me.
Actually yesterday I was smoking again, today I'm smoking still.
Ground control to major tom, commencing countdown..... engines ONNNNNNNNN.....
Phoebe: Ohhh that's your thing, you're the guy that gets divorced!
Ross: I do not love divorce.
Phoebe: Yes you do! This is your 3rd divorce. You love divorce so much you should probably marry it, and then divorce it because you love divorce so much, divorcing guy.. hahaha... I'm so drunk.
So you're saying we should have a frenaissance? Alright then, but I don't think we need one baby I never stopped loving you.
Don't you put words in people's mouths, you put turkey in people's mouths!
Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made out of wheat.
P as in Phoebe, H as in heebee, O as in obee, E as in eebee, B as in beebee and E as in Ello there mate!
Dude, you didn't say Die Hard... is everything okay?
I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.