Ross: I love marriage...
Phoebe: Seriously? You?... Divorce-O?
Ross: If you have to call me a name I'd prefer 'Ross the Divorcer'. It's just cooler.
Submitted by Rhian182 over 2 years ago
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Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.
When I was here for Holidays On Ice, I was sat so far away Michelle Quan couldn't read my banner.
Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself!
Parker: I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am, I'm a positive person.
Phoebe: No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus... on prozac... in Disney Land... getting laid
Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!
Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Rachel: You're so pretty.
Joey: And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandler: ... No.
Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.
I grew up in a house with Monica, okay, if you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more "ESPN" and a little less "E!"?
So I'm gonna get on this spaceship and go to blangon 7 in search of alternative energy fuels. And when I return, 200 years from now, you'll be long gone. But I won't have aged at all. So you tell your great, great great grandaughter to look me up. Cause Adrian, baby, I'm gonna wanna meet her.
Phoebe: Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.
Chandler: Because, it... it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a spider MAN. You know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no gold man.
Phoebe: Oh, oh okay... There should BE a gold man!
Ross : You're not going to win the lottery.
Rachel : Yes, I know the odds are against us, but someone has to win, and it could be us! And how are you going to feel when we're all like 'Hey guys, shall we get in our helicopter and fly up to the cape' and you're like 'Oh sorry guys, I'll have to meet you up there. I've gotta go gas up the Hyundai'.