In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
Submitted by antoinette over 2 years ago
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I always tell the girls never take it seriously. You never take it seriously, you never get hurt, you never get hurt, you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely ... just go to the record store and visit your friends.
Submitted by edollmeyer almost 3 years ago
No you didn't get me, it's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!
Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. You know, make a little love. Well, pretty much get down tonight.
Hey, here's a theme, come on in and live like bacon.
No, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face... I'm out.
Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.
Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Say Rachel, how would you like to go to a movie sometime? ..... As my lover.
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
Submitted by edollmeyer about 3 years ago
Don't make someone a priority, when you're an option.
Submitted by atza3 about 3 years ago
Monica: MICHAEL FLATTLEY LORD OF THE DANCE!
Joey: The Irish jig guy??!?
Chandler: HIS LEGS FLAIL ABOUT AS IF INDEPENDENT FROM HIS BODY!
Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the rhythm IS going to get you.
Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately.
Ross: Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts!