The French don't believe custard exists.
Submitted by proto466 about 2 years ago
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I was trying to introduce myself as America's woman champion, but I said the french word "Champignon," so I introduced myself as a mushroom.
Submitted by edd over 2 years ago
Le coeur a ses raisons, Mrs. Bence, que la raison ne connait pas.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui.
Submitted by Kcew over 2 years ago
Moi speaks body language fluently, although with a slight French accent.
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
I can't stand Paris. I hate the place. Full of people talking French, which is a thing I bar. It always seems to me so affected.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
Sarkozy was elected last year by insisting on immigrants speaking French and insisting that they integrate into the French culture...Obama’s call for Americans to learn Spanish to accommodate the onslaught of Mexican immigrants makes the French government sound like Rush Limbaugh.
Submitted by quotedude over 2 years ago
Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago