1. The French don't believe custard exists.

    Stephen Fry

    4 loves

  2. France has usually been governed by prostitutes.

    Mark Twain

    2 loves

  3. Well, if you knows of a better 'ole, go to it.

    Bruce Bairnsfather

    1 love

  4. Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.

    Thomas Gold Appleton

    1 love

  5. France is just a country to drive through to get to Italy.

    James May

    3 loves

  6. There is no hell. There is only France.

    Frank Zappa

    4 loves