Fishing Quotes

Fishing relaxes me; it's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Will: [after Jay has let off the emergency flare] Why the f*ck did you do that?
Jay: To get the sea police out!
Will: And say what? "Help, we've caught a fish?"? We're already in the harbour, What are they gonna do - tow us four feet closer to the shore?

We're going to need a bigger boat.