Film Quotes

Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.

Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.

Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Villager: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Crowd: Burn her!
Sir Bedevere: But how do you know she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ... I got better.

Vizzini: He didn't fall?! Inconceivable!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.

Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

I like to hear a person say, "It needed to be done." As opposed to a person saying, "It ain't my job."

Today, no matter what you're doing – music, art, comics, gaming – you have an opportunity to create our next reality.

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.