No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way.
Submitted by laura over 7 years ago
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Hire great people and give them freedom to be awesome.
Submitted by martinjordan over 6 years ago
If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter.
Submitted by Vagop almost 7 years ago
Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale.
Submitted by edollmeyer over 6 years ago
Age is only an obstacle to the ordinary. Be brilliant and timeless!
Being viewed as "fun" can have a powerful "got to have you" viral effect!
The better the picture you paint, the more the employer understands how much they need you in their business!
Speak of what they see before you tell them what you can be!
To err once is a mistake, twice a misfortune but three times is just plain stupid!
Good impressions travel fast, bad ones travel even faster!
The first three minutes define your success so never leave them to chance!
We should ask of an enterprise, not “will it pay?” but “is it good?”; of a man, not “what does he make?” but “what is his work worth?”; of goods, not “Can we induce people to buy them?” but “are they useful things well made?”; of employment, not “how
much a week?” but “will it exercise my faculties to the utmost?”
Submitted by boges 3 months ago
The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.
Submitted by quotedude about 7 years ago
I will undoubtedly have to seek what is happily known as gainful employment, which I am glad to say does not describe holding public office.
Submitted by laura almost 7 years ago
This is not the way the world works! Bosses steal, and employees use it for leverage. So what do you want? Money? A promotion? I can get you into a restaurant where you watch a child play with a bunny, then you eat the bunny!
Submitted by paulfedory over 6 years ago
The unemployed have a very important job: they are a safety net for the wealthy.
Submitted by roryks almost 6 years ago
Second place equals first loser so do what it takes to give that honour to someone else!
When a company has a diversified business interests, it is branded as a MULTIFACETED organisation; but if a professional has an experience in different products and/or fields, he is subjected to a lot of baseless questioning and why then the people not consider him a MULTITALENTED person.”
Submitted by Anujsomany almost 2 years ago