Drinks Quotes

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.

All true tea lovers not only like their tea strong, but like it a little stronger with each year that passes.

Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence.

Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.

We had a kettle; we let it leak:
Our not repairing made it worse.
We haven't had any tea for a week...
The bottom is out of the Universe.

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.

If a man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty.

I am a hardened and shameless tea drinker, who for twenty years diluted his meals with only the infusion of the fascinating plant; who with tea amused the evening, with tea solaced the midnight, and with tea welcomed the morning.

If you are cold, tea will warm you; if you are too heated, it will cool you; if you are depressed, it will cheer you; if you are excited, it will calm you.

I got two straws here, in case one breaks down. You know Crazy Straws, they go all over the place? These f*ckin' straws are sane. They never lost their minds. They said, "We're going straight to the mouth. That f*cker who takes a while to get there? He's crazy."