Drink Quotes

"wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker!'

Drink Wine Save Water

I'm not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

Nurian Wex, you renounced your clan because they were killers, murderers, liars, cut-throats and thieves. And those were the good ones. She hadn't said anything you haven't already said. They had disgraced your family's honor a thousand times during the three hundred years you have been away from them. So if you want to fix something, how about getting a lady a drink. Something with fish if you can manage that. Please.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Of course alcohol is only effective if it’s mixed—not with juices or sodas, you understand, but with narcotics.

There was nothing really as glorious as a good beer shit—I mean after drinking twenty or twenty-five beers the night before. The odor of a beer shit like that spread all around and stayed for a good hour-and-a-half. It made you realize that you were really alive.

Il faut être toujours ivre.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.

You haven't drunk all the difficult conversation wine, have you?

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Certainly, if I am obliged to bring religion into after-dinner toasts, (which indeed does not seem quite the thing) I shall drink to the Pope, if you please, still, to Conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.

You would drink too, if you knew the world half as well as I do.

It's a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that the servants would be totally fooled if spirits were put into decanters that were cunningly labelled backwards. And also throughout history the more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, and with rather more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is topped up with eniru.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days with nothing but food and water.

A diary is a drink, we tend to indulge in it over often: it becomes a habit which would ever seduce us to say more than we ought to say.

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink... I'd spend it on drink!

I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.