Dogs Quotes

Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog.

I got a new dog; he's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything 'cause he's not sure what I threw him.

I'm glad that you're older than me, it makes me feel important and free

A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

Every consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washes a dog.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Now I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance — a sharp, vindictive glance.