A house is not a home until it has a dog.
Submitted by ArkAngel 4 months ago
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the popularity of dogs.
Submitted by ArkAngel 10 months ago
If dogs could start talking to man, I don’t think God would send them on earth.
Submitted by Vikrant about 3 years ago
Apples and oranges. I'm going to say some days cats, some days dogs. Depends on the cats and dogs you meet.
Submitted by rocketChips over 3 years ago
Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog.
Submitted by edollmeyer over 5 years ago
I got a new dog; he's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything 'cause he's not sure what I threw him.
Submitted by ron about 6 years ago
I'm glad that you're older than me, it makes me feel important and free
Submitted by okadots about 6 years ago
I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.
Submitted by paulfedory over 6 years ago
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Every consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washes a dog.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.