Dog Quotes

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.

A dog's New Year's Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

You enjoy stir-fried large kobold.

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.

You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.

Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.

A dog cannot relate his autobiography; however eloquently he may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were honest but poor.

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

I remember last year about this time... it was two o'clock in the morning, and I was sound asleep... Suddenly, out of nowhere, this crazy guy with a sled appears right on my roof. He was okay, but those stupid reindeer kept stepping on my stomach!

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

To live is to dance, to dance is to live.