When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
Submitted by gkrieshok about 2 years ago
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I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.
Submitted by paulfedory over 2 years ago
A dog's New Year's Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.
Submitted by autumnLEEves over 2 years ago
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Submitted by AndyBell almost 3 years ago
A dog cannot relate his autobiography; however eloquently he may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were honest but poor.
I remember last year about this time... it was two o'clock in the morning, and I was sound asleep... Suddenly, out of nowhere, this crazy guy with a sled appears right on my roof. He was okay, but those stupid reindeer kept stepping on my stomach!
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.