Dirty Quotes

Dublin, aye - the city that never sweeps.

Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.

"I'm scared of everything! But most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way i feel when I'm with you!"

Gulf of Mexico's the scummiest body of water I ever refused to put my feet in.

I remember when I was a little boy, I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.