David Quotes

As a man, I'm not a tall one

Hey, here's a theme, come on in and live like bacon.

When I was here for Holidays On Ice, I was sat so far away Michelle Quan couldn't read my banner.

I grew up in a house with Monica, okay, if you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top.

I'm glad that you're older than me, it makes me feel important and free

Those who continue to insist that violence can solve our problems will be isolated, quarantined and expelled from the body of the public like a virus. This is all part of the Great Shift we are going through.

I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that.

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

[Norris' head grows legs and tries to walk away]
You gotta be f*cking kidding

You're a soldier, Bodie.

"My name is, my name is...Reginald. Round the way they call me Bubbles, I'm a drug addict...."

"I'm just a gangsta I suppose, and I want my corners"

"You come at the king you best not miss"

Too many twits might make a twat.

Not I, said, the walrus.

If you're playing the movie on a telephone, you will never in a trillion years experience the film. You'll think you have experienced it but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness; that you think you've seen a film on your f*cking telephone. Get real.

Life is very, very complicated and so films should be allowed to be too.

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice.