As a man, I'm not a tall one
Submitted by elliotdm 6 months ago
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Hey, here's a theme, come on in and live like bacon.
When I was here for Holidays On Ice, I was sat so far away Michelle Quan couldn't read my banner.
I grew up in a house with Monica, okay, if you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top.
Submitted by Bakeneko about 2 years ago
I'm glad that you're older than me, it makes me feel important and free
Submitted by okadots over 2 years ago
Those who continue to insist that violence can solve our problems will be isolated, quarantined and expelled from the body of the public like a virus. This is all part of the Great Shift we are going through.
Submitted by fenderflip over 2 years ago
I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that.
There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.
[Norris' head grows legs and tries to walk away]
You gotta be f*cking kidding
"My name is, my name is...Reginald. Round the way they call me Bubbles, I'm a drug addict...."
"I'm just a gangsta I suppose, and I want my corners"
If you're playing the movie on a telephone, you will never in a trillion years experience the film. You'll think you have experienced it but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness; that you think you've seen a film on your f*cking telephone. Get real.
Submitted by elduderino over 2 years ago
Life is very, very complicated and so films should be allowed to be too.
Submitted by JMalky over 2 years ago
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice.
Submitted by KZhu almost 3 years ago