Crazy Quotes

You are only as SANE as the INSANE person who is controlling you.

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way.

If Plato was a potato, would they let him join Nato?

What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?

Every girl wants to find the one
She can be herself infront of.
The one she can say anything to.
The one she can laugh, smile, and cry with.
The one she can lay with,
... and she can fight with.
And at the end of the night,
He's still crazy about her..? ?

But then they danced down the street like dingledodies and I shambled after as usual as I've been doing all my life after people that interest me, because the only people that interest me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones that never yawn or say a commonplace thing but burn, burn, burn like roman candles across the night.

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'

Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

You either have patience or you become a patient

Pathological Liars only tell the truth--it just so happens to be only their own truths.

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.

You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums for.

Not everyone who wants to make a film is crazy, but almost everyone who is crazy wants to make a film.

If you're going to catch on fire with crazy my philosophy is that you better do it with gusto. Mission Accomplished! I love it. I love good crazy especially when I am not married to it or working for it.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning.

Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

You can't outsmart crazy.

You can't outsmart crazy.

Everyone is more or less mad on one point.

...years of insanity have made this guy crazy!