Where are you coming up with this crap?
Submitted by ArkAngel almost 6 years ago
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Put yourself first. That way the rest of the crap in your life is just number Two.
Submitted by WaterfrontAgent about 6 years ago
I get to read lots and lots of scripts, and almost all of them are crap.
Submitted by ArkAngel over 7 years ago
Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.
Barry: Yeah we have it.
Customer: Great, great. Can I have it?
Barry: No, no, you can't.
Customer: Why not?
Barry: Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall.
Submitted by kirsty over 7 years ago