Comic Quotes

In the words of Archimedes, give me a long enough lever and a place to rest it or I will kill one hostage every hour.

Superheroes used to be the preserve of the journeyman director, but in the last ten years, guys like Sam Raimi, Ang Lee and Chris Nolan have really pushed it into the mainstream... It makes sense for a film festival to acknowledge all that, especially if it's trying to reach out to as many people as possible.

I wanted [Miracle Park] to feel really grounded, but show superpowers in a way you haven't seen before. If you saw superpowers in real life, it wouldn't really look magical. It would either happen too quickly to see or look so matter of fact you wouldn't really notice. So the plan is to make it a lo-fi superhero movie, make it really straight, really frightening and probably get an 18 certificate.

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things... forever.

You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen.

I like this job—I like it!

Dave Lizewski: How do I get a hold of you?
Hit Girl: You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.

Only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are bitch.

Calvin: I’m a genius, but I’m a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What’s misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I’m a genius.

I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it’s great to be male!

This one’s tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen …

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.

Its no use! Everybody gets good enemies except me.

I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers’ lounge.

It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Did you think to kill me? There's no flesh and blood within this cloak to kill. There is only an idea. Ideas are bulletproof.