Charlie Sheen Quotes

Still Winning..! Pong!

I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.