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Neil: Are we gonna have to swim back?
Simon: It's very cold in there.
Jay: Just row back, on holiday in Spain one year me and my mate took a pedalo out and went to Africa.
Will: Do you think you can spare us the bullshit, for one minute, while I try to figure out how not to die at sea.
— Damon Beesley and Iain Morris
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
2 loves
Neil: Oh go on I love boats, I used to go fishing with my dad.
Jay: Fisting?
Neil: FISHING!
— Damon Beesley and Iain Morris
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
5 loves
What's he gonna do with that? It's like a McDonalds chip!
— Damon Beesley and Iain Morris
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
1 love
JJ [to Josie]: You have to pick marry, shag or suck toes out of Steve, Dave and Andrew.
Steve: I have no feet.
Submitted by kpow over 2 years ago
5 loves
Big Brother: Describe your relationship with Josie in one word.
John James: Perfect!
Submitted by monicahollyoake over 2 years ago
6 loves
Suzie: You're certainly no lady, Grace.
Grace: Neither are you, you Moose.
Submitted by adampattison over 2 years ago
2 loves
It's time to say your goodbyes - I'm coming to get you!
Submitted by fmaxwell3 over 2 years ago
6 loves
These are small, the ones over there are far away
Submitted by campervan1978 over 2 years ago
3 loves
I can't get my MP3 Player to work! Oh, it's working...
Submitted by Bentendo over 2 years ago
3 loves
