Cards Quotes

Why do people buy cards? It's not because they want to say how they feel, people buy cards because they can't say how they feel or are afraid to.

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.