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Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

— Roy Trenneman

Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago

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You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.

— Davina McCall

Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago

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Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do; you've just used a double negative.

— Maurice Moss

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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My first nomination is, the custard cream!

— Josie Gibson

Submitted by hannahmae over 1 year ago

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No. Naked. Jacuzzi. Ness.

— Michelle Bass

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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W**kers. Ooh, my Tourette's is in context.

— Pete Bennett

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face.

— Maurice Moss

Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago

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Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

— Brittany S. Pierce

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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J.D: I hate that stereotype that black people all yell at movie screens, y'know? Like you go to see a horror flick and you'd be yelling like, "Don't go in there, girl! He behind the do'!" It's offensive.
Turk: You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't you?
J.D: Why does she go in there?! I mean, he's behind the do'!

— Dr John "JD" Dorian

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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This crack is really moreish.

— Super Hans

Submitted by kellytron almost 2 years ago

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I like blinking, I do.

— Helen Adams

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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Am I minging?

— Jade Goody

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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Big Brother can KISS where the sun doesn't shine

— John James Parton

Submitted by InteractiveBBuk over 1 year ago

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Is East Angular abroad?

— Jade Goody

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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I've got a lot of Glory bubbling from my belly at the moment!

— Dave Vaughan

Submitted by InteractiveBBuk over 1 year ago

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You know what I mean Jose?

— John James Parton

Submitted by InteractiveBBuk over 1 year ago

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You better know yourself if you're talking to me, little girl.

— Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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It’s not you, it’s me.

— Ziggy Lichman

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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College is breaking my spirit. Every single day, telling me things I don't know. It's making me feel stupid.

— Marty

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

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I'm nominating Sunshine, 'cause she's tighter than a duck's ass!

— Josie Gibson

Submitted by adampattison over 1 year ago

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