Buffy Quotes

You can attack me, you can send assassins after me....that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend.

Do you think she walked around on clouds, wearing, like, Birkenstocks and played a harp? 'Cause those are just not flattering. You know, the clonky sandals, not a harp. I mean, who doesn't look good with a harp?

Xander: Prepare to have your spines tingled and your gooses bumped by the terrifying... Fantasia. Fantasia?
Oz: Maybe it's 'cause of all the horrific things we've seen, but, hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me the way they used to.
Xander: Phantasm. It was supposed to be Phantasm. Stupid video store.

Uh, that's Rodney Munson. He's God's gift to the bell curve. What he lacks in smarts he makes up in lack of smarts.

I love fantasy. I love horror. I love musicals. Whatever doesn't really happen in life is what I'm interested in. As a way of commenting on everything that does happen in life, because ultimately the only thing I'm really interested in is people.

Every night I save you.

If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good.