Breakfast Quotes

Screws fall out all the time, sir. The world is an imperfect place.

"A Dinfast date."

'When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,' said Piglet at last, 'what's the first thing you say to yourself?' 'What's for breakfast?' said Pooh. 'What do you say, Piglet?' 'I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?' said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. 'It's the same thing,' he said.

'When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,' said Piglet at last, 'what's the first thing you say to yourself?' 'What's for breakfast?' said Pooh. 'What do you say, Piglet?' 'I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?' said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. 'It's the same thing,' he said.

Muffins are for people who don't have the 'nads to order cake for breakfast!

Finish my breakfast, why? I got an appetite for destruction and you're a small fry. Now where was I?

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

Once upon a sunny morning a man who sat in a breakfast nook looked up from his scrambled eggs to see a white unicorn with a golden horn quietly cropping the roses in the garden. The man went up to the bedroom where his wife was still asleep and woke her. "There's a unicorn in the garden," he said. "Eating roses."

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it, hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart.

The difference between being involved and being committed is like a breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken is involved, and the pig is committed.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

Feedback is the breakfast of champions.

My intuition tells me... I haven't finished my breakfast!

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.

What is fantastic about this new skull, not only is it absolutely enormous, but it is pretty much in 3D and not much distorted ... It could have taken a human in one gulp; in fact, something like a T-Rex would have been breakfast for a beast like this.