Black Quotes

Bro, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway.

The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland.

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

Run like a black man to live like a white man

I had one grunch but the eggplant over there.

My mother bore me in the southern wild,
And I am black, but O! my soul is white;
White as an angel is the English child:
But I am black as if bereaved of light.

The old black is cold intelligence – the new black is creativity

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?

Yesterday Sarah Palin accused President Obama of leading a lackadaisical response to the spill because he is ‘too close to the big oil companies.’ She would know because her husband worked for BP for 18 years. Rarely do you see both a metaphorical and a literal example of the pot calling the kettle black, but I think we just did.

Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud

Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.
Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
Dougal: Oh right.