Birthday Quotes

I am so old I can't remember.

As we age, may your vintage only improve like a fine wine and your outlook in life not turn into vinegar.

The advancement of your birthday which is really only the improvement of yourself.

Birthdays are the advancement of your vintage--which of course has no correlation to advancement of aging, wisdom, foreheads, bald spots, maturity, wrinkles, belt loops, denials--well maybe denials.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer then you.

Parking tickets are pretty much the opposite of a surprise birthday party.

Guid-Mornin' to our Majesty!
May Heaven augment your blisses
On ev'ry new birth-day ye see,
A humble poet wishes.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

As I add the figure "one" to my age I have realized that nothing in life comes with a guarantee. And as I write this, I also realize that "one" is an important figure. Time counts "one" minute at a time, "one" day at a time, we all seem to take "one" step at a time. Even children. I know about the senario of... twins, but they come out "one" at a time though.

They gave it me,—for an un-birthday present.

From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye.

Why is a birthday cake the only food that you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.