I am so old I can't remember.
Submitted by WaterfrontAgent 8 days ago
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As we age, may your vintage only improve like a fine wine and your outlook in life not turn into vinegar.
Submitted by WaterfrontAgent 7 months ago
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The advancement of your birthday which is really only the improvement of yourself.
Submitted by WaterfrontAgent 9 months ago
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
— Bob Hope
Submitted by flapjack over 2 years ago
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Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer then you.
Submitted by BellaMia over 2 years ago
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Parking tickets are pretty much the opposite of a surprise birthday party.
Submitted by AndyWhyteUK over 2 years ago
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Guid-Mornin' to our Majesty!
May Heaven augment your blisses
On ev'ry new birth-day ye see,
A humble poet wishes.
Submitted by amaguire over 2 years ago
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Submitted by allie16e over 2 years ago
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As I add the figure "one" to my age I have realized that nothing in life comes with a guarantee. And as I write this, I also realize that "one" is an important figure. Time counts "one" minute at a time, "one" day at a time, we all seem to take "one" step at a time. Even children. I know about the senario of... twins, but they come out "one" at a time though.
Submitted by colourblend over 2 years ago
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From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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Why is a birthday cake the only food that you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
2 loves
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
— Bob Hope
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
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On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around.
Submitted by laura almost 3 years ago
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Submitted by colmac almost 3 years ago
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