Bing Quotes

No you didn't get me, it's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!

Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. You know, make a little love. Well, pretty much get down tonight.

Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

Monica: MICHAEL FLATTLEY LORD OF THE DANCE!
Joey: The Irish jig guy??!?
Chandler: HIS LEGS FLAIL ABOUT AS IF INDEPENDENT FROM HIS BODY!

Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the rhythm IS going to get you.

Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately.

You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.

Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself!

Phoebe: Oh, God, just do it! (Grabbing the phone.) Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.

Joey: And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandler: ... No.

Phoebe: Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.
Chandler: Because, it... it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a spider MAN. You know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no gold man.
Phoebe: Oh, oh okay... There should BE a gold man!

Well you know what they say... Ask your slippers a question, you're going crazy.

Actually yesterday I was smoking again, today I'm smoking still.

I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Well, actually its the middle part of my first name.

What if Martin Luther King had said that? "I kind of have a dream... I don't wanna talk about it."