“ When you have in money in hand, only you forget who are you. But when you do not have any money in your hand, the whole world forget who you are! It's Life....! ” ~ Bill Gates
Submitted by excellentquotes almost 4 years ago
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I don't think you should have to do something unless you're enthusiastic about it.
Submitted by Indifference about 4 years ago
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a f*cking cross?
Submitted by salvatore almost 7 years ago
This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
Phil: Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.
What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
Submitted by autumnLEEves about 7 years ago
You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president, too. No, he does. He's like the first guy, like, from my reading level, you know -- the first guy, like, from my math class to finally go out and do something!
Submitted by Qotemin over 7 years ago