1. Your face isn't that fat, so you don't look that hideous.

    Sam Pepper

    7 loves

  2. Shut the front door!

    Rachel Christie

    5 loves

  3. Play you part, play your part!

    Brian Dowling

    1 love

  4. We're all here to play parts, so play your parts well!

    Shabaz Chaudry

    2 loves

  5. You know what I mean Jose?

    John James Parton

    12 loves

  6. Do something for me! Do something for me, both of you!

    Alex Sibley

    3 loves

  7. How can I play tic-tac-ticals? I don't even know what they are!

    Jade Goody

    8 loves

  8. I don't think so, sonny Jim!

    Freddie Fisher

    10 loves

  9. Bubble, HOLD ME!

    Brian Dowling

    15 loves

  10. Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?! Where did you find her?

    Nikki Grahame

    31 loves

  11. 'memba I told you!

    Alexandra De-Gale

    7 loves

  12. You got your hand on me poo-nanny!

    Josie Gibson

    6 loves

  13. Don't, Sam, you f***n' naus!

    Josie Gibson

    2 loves