BB can kiss where the sun don't shine
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
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You can date my daughter but she'll have to wear a sign saying, 'I am not a watermelon. Don't trifle with me'.
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
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I just failed a task that f***ed the f****ng f**k out of me
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
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I’m usually cooler than a cucumber and you’ve made me look wet like a hamburger.
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
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