1. BB can kiss where the sun don't shine

    John James Parton

    7 loves

  2. He's a good boy Sammy Pepper. I like him.

    Dave Vaughn

    9 loves

  3. She's on it like a tramp on a sandwich

    Dave Vaughn

    6 loves

  4. I used to be somebody

    Josie Gibson

    4 loves

  5. My breath smells like a portaloo.

    Josie Gibson

    8 loves

  6. Hey?

    John James Parton

    2 loves

  7. Do you really?

    John James Parton

    4 loves

  8. I love you, Jose.

    John James Parton

    17 loves

  9. I just failed a task that f***ed the f****ng f**k out of me

    John James Parton

    6 loves

  10. Who the hell do I think I am?

    Josie Gibson

    11 loves

  11. It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't.

    Josie Gibson

    11 loves

  12. Biggest sex pest from the south west.

    Josie Gibson

    8 loves

  13. If you can't hack it, get your jacket.

    John James Parton

    11 loves

  14. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!

    Alex Sibley

    5 loves

  15. WOW!

    Josie Gibson

    6 loves

  16. H'obviously

    Josie Gibson

    7 loves

  17. Chantelle has the memory of a wounded badger.

    "Nasty" Nick Bateman

    3 loves

  18. I'm gonna smooth him right over.

    Josie Gibson

    14 loves