BB can kiss where the sun don't shine
Submitted by Sofa1 over 7 years ago
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You can date my daughter but she'll have to wear a sign saying, 'I am not a watermelon. Don't trifle with me'.
I just failed a task that f***ed the f****ng f**k out of me
I’m usually cooler than a cucumber and you’ve made me look wet like a hamburger.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!