1. You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.

    Davina McCall

    34 loves

  2. It's times like these I wish I were an ostrich.

    Josie Gibson

    24 loves

  3. I don't give a rip.

    John James Parton

    24 loves

  4. My first nomination is, the custard cream!

    Josie Gibson

    24 loves

  5. No. Naked. Jacuzzi. Ness.

    Michelle Bass

    22 loves

  6. W**kers. Ooh, my Tourette's is in context.

    Pete Bennett

    21 loves

  7. Glory!

    Dave Vaughan

    21 loves

  8. Your gunna wish you never messed with us you cougar bitch.

    Josie Gibson

    17 loves

  9. Don't p**s on my back to tell me it's raining.

    John James Parton

    17 loves

  10. I love you, Jose.

    John James Parton

    17 loves

  11. Bubble, HOLD ME!

    Brian Dowling

    15 loves

  12. You must think I've fallen out of the lemon tree ...

    John James Parton

    14 loves

  13. I'm gonna smooth him right over.

    Josie Gibson

    14 loves

  14. You're like my idol.

    Sam Pepper

    14 loves