You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago
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You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago
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Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?! Where did you find her?
Submitted by tomhartnell over 1 year ago
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Some of the housemates are on the sofas, passing round the jaffa cakes.
Submitted by bbsuperfan over 1 year ago
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Your gunna wish you never messed with us you cougar bitch.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago
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Nikki: Maybe Nadia's on her period.
Brian: (Long Pause) Erm... Yeah! Unlikely but....
Submitted by bbsuperfan over 1 year ago
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You must think I've fallen out of the lemon tree ...
Submitted by raffertygrey over 1 year ago
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You can date my daughter but she'll have to wear a sign saying, 'I am not a watermelon. Don't trifle with me'.
Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago
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You know, there is just one more thing I would've added. By Dave - Aged 3.
Submitted by bellenmb over 1 year ago
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