Baking Quotes

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.

Jason, you're on desserts. Don't eat any.

Aren't all desserts really sexy? I mean, have you ever seen a fat person eat a cream puff? I mean, that's like watching somebody having sex.