Babies Quotes

Being able to be with small children teaches us how to deal with adults who act like babies.

The toaster comes with health warnings and instructions in twelve languages when actually it's dead simple. Yet the most complex piece of kit on earth, a human life, comes with no instruction booklet. We literally make it up as we go along.

The toaster comes with health warnings and instructions in twelve languages when actually it's dead simple. Yet the most complex piece of kit on earth, a human life, comes with no instruction booklet. We literally make it up as we go along.

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.

Why am I holding this baby? I'm not being sexist but one of you girls has to take this off me before I drop it on its head.

Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and irritating.