Awards Quotes

I want to say thank to the Hollywood Foreign Press. I’ve always loved the Hollywood Foreign Press. As a kid, I had all the Hollywood Foreign Press action figures. Thank you, Will Arnett, for that joke.

Nonviolence is the answer to the crucial political and moral questions of our time — the need for mankind to overcome oppression and violence without resorting to violence and oppression.

The greatest thrill is I get these 14-year-old kids coming up to me vibrating out of their bodies saying how happy Glee makes them.

There's gotta be an easier way to get a standing ovation.

I got paid to smoke and drink and have sex in this movie … I'm a little jacked up because I ate five boxes of the free Godiva chocolates. I just saw Godiva chocolate. I've never seen so many Godiva chocolates. And Halle Berry.

It seems like everything this year was 3-dimensional… except the characters in The Tourist. I feel bad about that joke, and I'll tell you why - I'm jumping on the bandwagon, because I haven't even seen The Tourist. Who has?

Right now this is all that stands between me and a Harley Davidson.

Please welcome Ashton Kutcher's dad, Bruce Willis!

You’re a much bigger star than me. You present a show that gets 30 million viewers. I’m on a cable channel.

I was supremely confident my flair for atmosphere and characterization would sparkle alongside the numbing mulch ground out by studio hacks. Certainly the space atop my mantel might be better festooned by a gold statuette than by the plastic dipping bird that now bobbed there ad infinitum.

They gave me away as a prize once - a Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend competition. The woman who won was disappointed. She'd hoped for second prize - a new stove.

What are awards? Mere baubles, mere bagatelles, mere Brussel sprouts. I give no thought.

There is a strange sort of reasoning in Hollywood that musicals are less worthy of Academy consideration than dramas. It's a form of snobbism, the same sort that perpetuates the idea that drama is more deserving of Awards than comedy.