Animals are such agreeble friends...
Submitted by Charmed111 7 months ago
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'Humans have evolved in order to function in our own limited world,' he said 'just like every other animal. Yes, we're smarter. We couldn't outrun tigers or outfight bears, so we had to out-think them. But just because some of us our smarter than kangaroos, doesn't mean we know everything.'
Submitted by allie16e over 2 years ago
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Now I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance — a sharp, vindictive glance.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
Submitted by hjneuhaus over 2 years ago
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We recommend that no one eat more than two tons of turkey-that's what it would take to poison someone.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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Humans are amphibians - half spirit and half animal. As spirits they belong to the eternal world, but as animals they inhabit time.
Submitted by swirly over 2 years ago
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An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
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Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
Submitted by looking-glass over 2 years ago
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People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly!
Like a teatray in the sky.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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