Alcohol Quotes

I like my women, like I like my whiskey. 18 years old and mixed up with coke!

I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.

When you've been in the adult world for a few years, you'll find that the claims that alcohol affects your reaction time are really just a hoax.

Tonight... I'm drinking until I'm someone else's problem!

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

Here’s to alcohol, the rose coloured glasses of life.

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying.

When the drink is in, the sense is out.

Now, wha this tale o' truth shall read,
Ilk man and mother's son, take heed:
Whene'er to Drink you are inclin'd,
Or Cutty-sarks rin in your mind,
Think ye may buy the joys o'er dear;
Remember Tam o' Shanter's mare.

To an extent, alcohol does provide relief from irritability, restlessness, and agitation associated with mania; not surprisingly, alcohol use often increases dramatically during mixed states as well. Unfortunately, however, alcohol and drug use often worsens the overall course of manic-depressive illness, occasionally precipitates the disease in vulnerable individuals, and frequently undermines the effects of treatment.

We will ban the sale of alcohol below cost price.

Then comes the kicker: Say the alphabet – backwards. "Well, shit, you got me. I'm not drunk, but I'm obviously too stupid to be driving, God damn it."

George drank the three Bs, a bourbon before dinner, a beer with dinner and then B and B [Brandy and Benedictine liquor], a sweet after-dinner drink. Many times all he had was a beer, but when he poured enough, he could be a bore.

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink.

I'm not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

When the pilgrims, seeking religious freedom, landed at Plymouth rock, the first permanent building put up was the brewery.