Aging Quotes

There is no such thing as aging --unless, of course, you have teenagers.

Getting Old. Well what can I say. What was it I said?

Birthdays are the advancement of your vintage--which of course has no correlation to advancement of aging, wisdom, foreheads, bald spots, maturity, wrinkles, belt loops, denials--well maybe denials.

Pre Adult Teenagers can prematurely age adults.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged heart.

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.

How pleasant is the day when we give up striving to be young—or slender.

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be,
The last of life, for which the first was made.

A man who reviews the old so as to find out the new is qualified to teach others.

"Oh, the big fire engine goes ding-a-ling-a-ling." No, it f*cking doesn't. It used to.

O yonge, fresshe folkes, he or she,
In which that love up groweth with youre age.

But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young and I seem to have forgotten, lately.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

‘You are old, Father William,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head—
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

Perhaps my best years are gone…but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire that's in me now.

I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

Middle age…occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

That's the duty of the old,' said the Librarian, 'to be anxious on the behalf of the young. And the duty of the young is to scorn the anxiety of the old.' They sat for a while longer, and then parted, for it was late, and they were old and anxious.