Ageing Quotes

As we age, may your vintage only improve like a fine wine and your outlook in life not turn into vinegar.

I think I'm finally growing up - and about time.

John Anderson, my jo, John,
When we were first acquent;
Your locks were like the raven,
Your bonie brow was brent;
But now your brow is beld, John,
Your locks are like the snaw;
But blessings on your frosty pow,
John Anderson, my Jo.

It's a good thing to be old, because that means you haven't died yet, right?

When I was your age, television was called books.

If you aren't a liberal by the time you are 20, you don't have a heart. If you aren't a conservative by the time you are 40, you don't have a brain.

At my age, travel broadens the behind