Advice Quotes

Happiness is a choice!

Everyone thinks of changing the world but no one thinks of changing him self

They say you know you're in love, when you go to bed they're the last person you think about it. And when you wake up in the morning, they're the first person you think about. So it official I'm in love...with myself!

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

When the pupil is ready, the teacher will come

True happiness means forging a strong spirit that is undefeated, no matter how trying our circumstances.

"We cannot become who we need to be by remaining who we are."

Compassion hurts. When you feel connected to everything, you also feel responsible for everything. And you cannot turn away. Your destiny is bound with the destinies of others. You must either learn to carry the Universe or be crushed by it. You must grow strong enough to love the world, yet empty enough to sit down at the same table with its worst horrors.

Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

So, what can’t you take? Decide which of the two options is harder, and do the other. That way, no matter how hard your choice turns out to be, at least you can find comfort in knowing you’re avoiding something even worse.

“Because usually when a woman spends hours cooking a complicated meal and then just sits at the table with a pissed-off look on her face, that means some guy somewhere did something really stupid,” he said.

La utopía está en el horizonte. Camina dos pasos, ella se aleja dos pasos y el horizonte corre diez pasos más allá. ¿Entonces para qué sirve la utopía? Para eso: no dejar de caminar.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all I can borrow.

When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there's one thing that he said that was pure genius... he said, if you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her.

Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realise why it never worked out with anyone else.

Just because I choose to act unethically, does not mean that I don't know what the right way is

I don't understand all the sick people need to do is band together and kill Bil Gates and Warren Buffet. They are donating $30 Billion apiece to communicable disease research when they die. Some terminally ill bastard needs to take one for the team and kill them. What are they going to do, give someone with pancreatic cancer life imprisonment, good luck with that.

Act like you’ve been there before, especially in the endzone.

When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first.