The Day Today Quotes

Scientists in Alaska have found a gap between the horizon and the Earth. The gap, which is nine miles across, is believed to have been caused by recent storms which tore the horizon from its moorings. A team of civil engineers have set off to lash the horizon down with steel.

From tomorrow the new Bank of England five pound note comes into circulation. The notes, which feature the head of Iggy Pop, can only be used once.

I'm in the helicopter now as we look down on these cyclists, that look somehow like cattle in a mad way—but cattle on bikes.