The Big Bang Theory Quotes

Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.

"Yes, that's what I think, and I'm super smart, so it's probably true."

Bazinga.

Engineering. Where the noble semiskilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa-Loompas of science.

That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32ft per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.

There's a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it.

Good night. And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.

Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.

In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper "Zur Quantentheorie de Strahlung", his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'.

Interesting, I think what you might need to know about my colleague is that, though she claims her field of interest is tiny organisms, she sure has spent her fair share of time around what we can assume pretty massive weaponary!

Knock knock knock, Penny! Knock knock knock, Penny! Knock knock knock, Penny!

Try telling him it's a non optional social convention.

She's a girl and she's my friend but she's not my girlfriend.

"Not knowing is part of the fun?" Was that the slogan of your community college?

I am Batman!

A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding.

Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry.