The Apprentice (UK) Quotes

You remind me of one of those knock-off DVDs. At first glance quite convincing, but afterwards you’re just impossible to follow.

It’s a science museum. It’s either going to be something to do with science or… museums?

You've got to earn respect. People are starting to see, when I open my mouth, I have to say something.

I keep hearing a lot of hot air coming out of your mouth, so in the interests of climate change shut up.

I'll lead the team, you'll do all the work.

It's interesting that the regulator of Isle of Man Telecoms doesn’t know anything about you. My guy is not a mug he knows people...what annoys me more is that if I've misunderstood you with your claims and everything else you said you've done, and someone like Liz left the process last week, I feel more sick

The companies I have worked for before have created jobs for me.

I bet he has all his certificates framed and his ideal night in is sitting in looking at them.

My four advisors told me you're full of shit.

I've never not got a job from an interview. I don't go for a job unless I fully expect to get it. Let's hope that I'm not going to break that tradition.

If I asked you an interesting fact about you: I have a third nipple. You're laughing, I'm not. One or two pages later on: What's the worst lie you've ever told? That I have a third nipple. Is that supposed to make me laugh? Think of a word that applies to that.

I feel like I've just gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson. My head is spinning.

You're actually not a very nice person, are you? You appear to be prepared to do anything to further your career. You don't seem to have any ethics.

'I'm Stuart Baggs The Brand' what on earth are you talking about? You're a 21-year-old kid. You're not a brand.

I like that you believe in yourself. But it wasn’t long ago that you believed in the tooth fairy

Would you normally address an interviewer who you hadn't met by their first name?

You're not a big fish, you're not even a fish…

I am the only candidate in this process that's going to take Lord Sugar out of the recession.

I'm Stuart Baggs 'The Brand' - I've got a certain type of charisma.

My first word wasn't mummy, it was money.