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  1. You can't drink a pint of Bovril.

    — Mike Watts

    Submitted by addman over 1 year ago

    1 love

    1. c4
    2. comedy
    3. funny
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  2. What are we going to do? You're unemployed. I've got no money coming in. How am I going to afford aspirational magazines?!

    — Daisy

    Submitted by Amy over 1 year ago

    2 loves

    1. comedy
    2. dreams
    3. money
    4. unemployment
    5. aspirations
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  3. Tim: You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.
    Daisy: I never said that.
    Tim: Yeah, but it'd be good though, wouldn't it?
    Daisy: No.

    — Tim & Daisy

    Submitted by Amy over 1 year ago

    2 loves

    1. comedy
    2. spaced
    3. tim
    4. daisy
    5. spiders
    6. phobias
    7. mice
    8. cheese
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  4. Mike I'll see you here at 22.00 hours. Everybody else, I'll see you here at ten!

    — Tim Bisley

    Submitted by ulrike almost 2 years ago

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  5. Brian: Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?
    Tim: I think you should burn it. Because if you lose it, you might find it again.

    — Tim Bisley

    Submitted by ulrike almost 2 years ago

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    1. tv
    2. spaced
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