30 Rock Quotes

I want to go to there.

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after 6, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in when you really don’t have to try anymore and you can just sit around together and goof on tv shows and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business.

There are two things I love in this world: everybody and television.

Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

We all have ways of coping - I use sex and awesomeness.

Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

Quiet! A whale is in trouble -- I have to go!

You didn't believe in me, but I believed in myself. Just like the last scene of all movies.

Don't worry about getting to your point. I am going to live forever.

It doesn't matter how long you've lived in New York, it's still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant, severed, robot penises.

It's going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?

I trust award shows. They tell me how much to care about different dead people.

Devon: You know, revenge is a dish best served cold, Jack. Like sashimi ... or pizza.
Jack: You prefer cold pizza?
Devon: The morning after? It's the best.
Jack: Better than hot pizza? That's insane.
Devon: You don't tell me what kind of pizza to like. You don't tell me anything anymore, Jack!

Dr. Spaceman: Tracy, I don’t know how to say this… de-ay-bah-tees?
Tracy: Diabetes?
Dr. Spaceman: That's it! Well, now we know what we're dealing with.

One of my New Year’s resolutions is to say “yes!” Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

Liz: I am a grown woman! I have been doing things my way for a long time. I don't like my "life stuff" mixing with my "dude stuff."
Jack: A middle-aged woman saying "dude stuff," is that on my sadness scavenger hunt? Why yes it is!

Well, one of my New Year's resolutions was to say yes. Yes to love. Yes to life. Yes to staying in more!

It's like the thing I said in another movie I made, compromises are for lesser souls. Die werewolf zombie.